Professor Armstrong's first summer 2018 Crimson Safari Post - Beat Everyone!!!!

Here's my first Crimson Safari entry for Summer 2018.

Went into the u of Alabama bookstore looking for a “Beat Everyone” button (high utility!). Was told they don’t carry them because the store’s buyer thinks it’s too violent of a message 🤔 It's TACKLE football, right?

What ELSE are they not carrying in the Supe store to satisfy our gameday needs? (Remember my quiet obsession with nonconsumption...)